The Best Cheesy and Funny Tinder Pickup Lines

These days Tinder is the go-to app for dating and finding someone new but sometimes just swiping right doesn’t mean everything, all you need is a good chat and a laugh that seals the deal and boom you got a date.

To some people pickup lines can come so easy yet can’t get a proper date. Well, not all pickup lines work, sometimes they can have the wrong effect. So, to get you up and going, here are some tested pickup lines for you.

“I don’t flirt much but I do have a habit of being extra nice to people who are extra attractive”

This one is an opener; you can use this when you get a match as the conversation starter but this depends if your match replies to you first as it is more effective when said from the get go.

“Sunday priorities: Netflix, Exercise, or Bottomless Mimosas?”

This one is just the sweet spot; throw this line when you are convinced that your match likes you and you both are chatting for more than 30 minutes

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day I would be holding a galaxy.”

This is a keeper line; if you are really interested or have a fling for someone just use this. If this is used as a conversation starter then it is not as effective as it should be.

“Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?”

This is just as quirky as it sounds but it works great often until it doesn’t. Use it with a twist of your own as nothing is as beautiful as your mind.

“Let’s flip a coin. Heads you are mine, tails I am yours.”

Just as it sounds; it’s a cheesy one but a good one at that. Effective mostly if both you and your match find it assuring.

“I usually go for 8’s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

This one has recently become a go to pickup among teens but works just as well with adults.

“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the universe.”

This one is for people who are trying to get a little chit chatty with someone they swiped right.

“Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me (Name of your tinder)’s phone number.”

This one is also more useful if your match texts first and loses a little bit of the magic when used as a conversation starter.

“On a scale of 1 to 10; You’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.”

This one is for the romantic mood and is very effective if she is into fairy tales and rom-com movies.

“On a clever level of (000-000-0000) to (999-999-9999) how clever am I?”

This is the ultimate follow-up pickup line if your match finds your line very interesting. This also one of the best ways to get the number.

“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

Might sound a bit too forward but you know what? It works! Not only does this work good on guys but on girls too.

“Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?”

Used in a very general conversations as this is used quiet often but it’s an oldie that’s goodie.

The only thing I’m infected by is an attraction to you.”

This is a very clean and smooth line only for these quarantine times and might not work other times

You can also try to have pickup conversations rather than just lines as they work pretty smooth and can result you in getting a date or even laid. Last but not least; choose your words wisely otherwise there won’t be a second time you getting a reply.