50 Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock jokes have been popular for ages and they have been making people laugh regardless of their age. Whether it is kids, adults, or grandparents, a good knock-knock joke is able to make everyone laugh. Sometimes knock knock jokes can be corny but that’s all part of the fun. With that being said, let’s have a look at 50 Best Knock Knock Jokes:

1. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tank.
   Tank who?
   You’re welcome.
2. Knock, Knock
   Who’s there?
   Nobel.
   Nobel who?
   Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Luke.
   Luke who?
   Luke through the peephole and find out.
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Says.
   Says who?
   Says me!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Honey bee.
   Honey bee who?
   Honey bee a dear and get that for me, please!
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Figs.
   Figs who?
   Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Annie.
   Annie who?
   Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Cow says.
   Cow says who?
   No, a cow says mooooo!
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Hal.
   Hal who?
   Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alice.
    Alice who?
    Alice fair in love and war.
11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    Hey, you can yodel!
12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Euripides.
    Euripides who?
    Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use. The joke is over.
14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hawaii.
    Hawaii who?
    I’m good. Hawaii you?
15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Woo.
    Woo who?
    Glad you’re excited, too!
16. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?
17. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    I didn’t know you were an owl!
18. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Let me in! Anita borrow something.
19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
20. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Leaf.
    Leaf who?
    Leaf me alone!
21. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cash.
    Cash who?
    Nah, I’m more into almonds.
22. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mustache.
    Mustache who?
    I mustache you a question.
23. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Mary.
    Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!
24. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Alex.
    Alex who?
    Alex-plain later!
25. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iva.
    Iva who?
    I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
26. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
27. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Canoe.
    Canoe who?
    Canoe help me get inside?
28. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Needle.
    Needle who?
    Needle little money, please.
29. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Watson.
    Watson who?
    Watson TV right now?
30. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Anee.
    Anee who?
    Anee one you like!
31. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dozen.
    Dozen who?
    Dozen anybody want to let me in?
32. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dish is a nice place!
33. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    A herd.
    A herd who?
    A herd you were home, so here I am!
34. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Avenue.
    Avenue who?
    Avenue knocked on this door before?
35. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Althea.
    Althea who?
    Althea later alligator!
36. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Arfur.
    Arfur who?
    Arfur got!
37. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Otto.
    Otto who?
    Otto know. I forgot.
38. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
39. Knock, knock.
    Who’s There?
    Imma.
    Imma who?
    Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
40. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Yukon.
    Yukon who?
    Yukon say that again!
41. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running!
42. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    CD.
    CD who?
    CD person on your doorstep?
43. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Claire.
    Claire who?
    Claire a path, I’m coming through!
44. Knock knock.
    Who’s there?
    Roach.
    Roach who?
    Roach you a text. Did you get it?
45. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, it’s cold outside!
46. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Iona.
    Iona who?
    Iona new toy!
47. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Two knee.
    Two knee who?
    Two-knee fish!
48. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Armageddon.
    Armageddon who?
    Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
49. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    I am.
    I am who?
    Wait, you don’t know who you are?
50. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aida.
    Aida who?
    Aida sandwich for lunch today.